Let's put our heads together

I head-butted my wife last night.

Not in a friendly affectionate way, but in a brutal, headache incurring way. Plain, simple, full force, gravity assisted head to head contact.

Now, it's not in my nature to be violent or aggressive. Nor did my wife deserve to be punished in anyway, shape or form.
So I cling to my one and only excuse for such irrational behaviour - We were asleep.

Yup, don't know how it happened, or why it happened. All I remember is bringing my head down and being cushioned not by my danish feather pillow, but by my dutch wifes forehead.

Deep sleep now shattered, we both held our heads and asked 'what happened?' Still in a sleepy state, and no doubt slightly concussed all I could offer is "I don't really know."

Now the morning after, I still feel as though I've walked into a wall. Or at least what I imagine I'd feel like after I had walked into a wall.

All in all, I don't recommend head butts as a combat weapon. They look cool on the movies and seem to be quite effective, but just pause for a second next time you go to administer a butt and think about the consequences.